royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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(Source: royalbloood, via lamortevivante)

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via trust)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via haywoodjones)

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bakedly:

Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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